The Truth about Detective Conan
After some thorough reasearch (50+ volumes of manga and 30+ episodes) I have discovered the true nature of Detective Conan. In reality, it is a HAREM ANIME. Evidence lies within.Exhibit A: Childhood Friend - Ran
The canon love interest of Shinichi, Ran is your typical childhood friend, although she also exhibits some tsundere traits as well, which we are given in full force thanks to her excellence in karate. Likelihood of Hookup: High
Ran dreams of Shinichi and his good points.
More daydreaming.
Wistful memories.
Exhibit B: Energetic Crush - Ayumi
Innocent, cute, and wildly energetic, Ayumi represents what all the other girls WISH they could to do Shinichi/Conan. Definitely the most outgoing and forward of the contenders. Unfortunately, Shinichi only sees her as a little girl. Likelihood of Hookup: Low
She's already picked out the names of their children.
And the First Kiss award goes to...
Jealous, much?
Exhibit C: Older Woman - Terumi
Only a one-ended crush. ::sigh:: Likelihood of Hookup: Zero
Exhibit D: Genius Girl - Ai
Another shrunken genius, Ai shares something with Shinichi that Ran never could. Together they hide their deepest secrets, and Shinichi/Conan often relies on her for aid. Likelihood of Hookup: Decent
Ai informs Shinichi that she's "perfect" for him.
In need of someone to cry too.
Dreaming of Conan, huh?
Exhibit E: Dangerous Babe - Vermouth
Although she's from an evil organization, she seems to have a soft spot for Shinichi. Apparently something he said to her once really touched her heart. Aww... Likelihood of Hookup: Zero
Vermouth wonders about the boy whose words reached her heart.
And she imagines him sleeping. AWWWW...
Shinichi wakes up to find himself kidnapped by a crazy stalker woman.
Exhibit F: I needed another Exhibit - Heiji
Only looks bad out of context. Sorry to all the yaoi fans.
posted by topleka @ 4:01 PM
1 Comments:
THAT IS RIDICULOUS!But really very funny!Do you know where to buy a complete episode dvd or vcd of detective conan?
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